Pulling his wand from his coat pocket, Gethric pointed it toward Cedric’s motorbie, and said, “Calliope! Alamah!” Gethric’s spell forced air through Cedric’s ooga horn and it suddenly began playing “The Pickle Dish” reel. The ooga’s wheezing honk made the tune sound as if it were being performed by an asthmatic duck playing a kazoot, which made them roar with laughter.

—From Lizzy Albright and the Attic Window, Chapter 10